Radical.

unpopuler:

is there Starbucks in hell?

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly




BUT if he doesn’t have her #… how is he texting her???

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

BUT if he doesn’t have her #… how is he texting her???
DUDE.

DUDE.

This Friday I am going out to celebrate my best friend’s birthday but she’s also going to use that night to set me up with a guy who she’s been trying to get me with for months and she says he’s “super extremely shy BUT he’s into movies and he has a job”

so my plan is to seduce him, make him fall in love with me, marry him, make him hate me, divorce him, and then I can blame my friend and she’ll feel bad and I will never be set up on a blind date ever again.

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

LMAOOO exactly! Like congrats, you went 20 miles quicker to get exactly where you would have been if you went at the speed limit.

LMAOOO exactly! Like congrats, you went 20 miles quicker to get exactly where you would have been if you went at the speed limit.