is there Starbucks in hell?
BUT if he doesn’t have her #… how is he texting her???
the game is evolving too quickly
This Friday I am going out to celebrate my best friend’s birthday but she’s also going to use that night to set me up with a guy who she’s been trying to get me with for months and she says he’s “super extremely shy BUT he’s into movies and he has a job”
so my plan is to seduce him, make him fall in love with me, marry him, make him hate me, divorce him, and then I can blame my friend and she’ll feel bad and I will never be set up on a blind date ever again.